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« Reply #275 on: August 21, 2008, 07:11:54 »
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[Adamentiumm]: To [Ihugtowers]: WHO ARE YOU
[Ihugtowers]: a stranger oO
To [Ihugtowers]: tell me!
[Ihugtowers]: You don't know me Oo
To [Ihugtowers]: Then why do you know me?
[Ihugtowers]: you deaded me
To [Ihugtowers]: what
[Adamentiumm]: YOU DEADED ME
To [Adamentiumm]: LOL
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« Reply #276 on: August 21, 2008, 07:21:38 »
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[Adamentiumm]: To [Ihugtowers]: WHO ARE YOU
[Ihugtowers]: a stranger oO
To [Ihugtowers]: tell me!
[Ihugtowers]: You don't know me Oo
To [Ihugtowers]: Then why do you know me?
[Ihugtowers]: you deaded me
To [Ihugtowers]: what
[Adamentiumm]: YOU DEADED ME
To [Adamentiumm]: LOL



HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA "you deaded me" FUCK IT !!!!!
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« Reply #277 on: August 25, 2008, 19:32:12 »
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I deaded many people in my day.
If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.
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« Reply #278 on: August 26, 2008, 04:38:05 »
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I deaded many people in my day.

Clan deaderer FFS!!11one
Deniska, 220/23 MA, Uprising (Canceled)
Malllor, 216/13 agent, Not another pharm org (Canceled)
Deniska 50 orc monk, 50 artificer on Halgar, Heroes of the Flame (Canceled)
Deniska, lvl 50 man hunter, Grandmaster woodworker on Snowbourne (Reactivated)
Deniska, lvl 80 cimerian ranger, t5 weaponsmith and gemcutter on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Rediska, lvl 73 aquilonian guardian, t4 armorsmith on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Denis, lvl 30 Israeli DoA bully, t1 software engineer on Earth
Deniska 40/33 Black Orc, 200 Talisman Maker, 200 salvager on Karak Eight Peaks.
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« Reply #279 on: September 01, 2008, 04:59:51 »
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[Topaboss]: fucking hate fgrid, ican't fucking keep track of these cocksucking levels, I mean who the fuck didn't bother liek pyutting a huge fucking NUMBER sign on each level. is it that cockslaping hard? i mean find me a big enough stick to shove up developers ass to compensate for me fucking forgetting what fucking floor i'm on and having to start from fucking buttom

i read this minutes ago and im still laughing pretty hard.
i feel his frustration, but i LOVE his use of "cockslaping" as an adjective.
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« Reply #280 on: September 22, 2008, 06:54:28 »
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« Last Edit: September 22, 2008, 07:00:58 by MCBTJ »
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« Reply #281 on: September 22, 2008, 07:02:36 »
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NVM, moved to the topic you've started.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2008, 07:09:57 by deniska »
Deniska, 220/23 MA, Uprising (Canceled)
Malllor, 216/13 agent, Not another pharm org (Canceled)
Deniska 50 orc monk, 50 artificer on Halgar, Heroes of the Flame (Canceled)
Deniska, lvl 50 man hunter, Grandmaster woodworker on Snowbourne (Reactivated)
Deniska, lvl 80 cimerian ranger, t5 weaponsmith and gemcutter on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Rediska, lvl 73 aquilonian guardian, t4 armorsmith on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Denis, lvl 30 Israeli DoA bully, t1 software engineer on Earth
Deniska 40/33 Black Orc, 200 Talisman Maker, 200 salvager on Karak Eight Peaks.
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« Reply #282 on: December 24, 2008, 03:13:40 »
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[Aethyr Knights] Saregon: To [Failboat]: duel?[Failboat]: no thanks, dont trust dimatch To [Failboat]: i wont use it [Failboat]: Still, i only duel 100% wins [Failboat]: Sorry man
[Aethyr Knights] Saregon: failed Tongue
[Aethyr Knights] Starcraft: with a name like that are you surprised?
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My goal hasn't been to convince you, but to prove your side wrong.  I don't want you to submit, I want you to keep howling at the moon & pounding your fists.. Don't think you win by default just because you get the last word in after I wash my hands of you.
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« Reply #283 on: January 04, 2010, 18:37:04 »
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one nice day at Pen incarnator, about to pop me some PBs:

[Joelletr]: hi
[Joelletr]: i  can get molar?
To [Joelletr]: ?
[Joelletr]: hi
To [Joelletr]: what?
[Joelletr]: I can get  ice I can get
[Joelletr]: ?
[Joelletr]: ok?
To [Joelletr]: what the fuck are you talking about?
[Joelletr]: i need molar
[Joelletr]: can I get one?
[Joelletr]: i give 5m  ok?
To [Joelletr]: what?
[Joelletr]: I want one   molar   i give u 5M  OK?
To [Joelletr]: why are you talking to me?
[Joelletr]: I think you can help me
To [Joelletr]: I can't, piss off
[Joelletr]: I purchased your ok?
To [Joelletr]: you dumbass nigger, stop sending me tells and fuck off
[Joelletr]: sry

[Sybdma]:  hi
[Sybdma]: need molar
[Sybdma]: whether can help me?
[Sybdma]: HI
To [Sybdma]: hi
To [Sybdma]: what do you want?
[Sybdma]: molar
[Sybdma]: help  me ?
To [Sybdma]: what the fuck are you talking about?
[Sybdma]: i  need molar  help me  ok ?
To [Sybdma]: why?
[Sybdma]: im give  yo  10m
[Sybdma]: ok ?
To [Sybdma]: sure give me 10m, money is always good
[Sybdma]: ok
[Sybdma]: when I get it to give you the 10 ms
To [Sybdma]: I got no idea whatthe fuck are you talking about, learn english and then talk to people
[Sybdma]: ok
*gives me 10m*
[Sybdma]: thx
[Sybdma]: I wait for here
[Sybdma]: you wait for what here
To [Sybdma]: for Jesus to give me nuclear dildo
[Sybdma]: you have to get molar for me
To [Sybdma]: o'rly?
[Sybdma]: yo give me molar
To [Sybdma]: yo yo, nigga, rhyme 'bout rockin'
[Sybdma]: i need  ice molaar
To [Sybdma]: I need Jesus to love my anal
[Sybdma]: you get it for me
[Sybdma]: ok  ^^
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« Reply #284 on: January 05, 2010, 00:04:24 »
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lmao Octo

They had no clue what you were saying.
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« Reply #285 on: January 05, 2010, 19:41:48 »
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It went even further when I was popping some PBs with Grafter. They said the same shit over and over despite Graf trying to talk in engrish.
I remembered some lines from Kogohim and Hhli and surprisingly they reacted in similar way. Fucking yellow jive-ass eyed farmers. Must have dropped here straight from Lineage.
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« Reply #286 on: January 06, 2010, 01:14:26 »
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Either that, or you were being punked, and they were just doing it to piss you off. lol
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« Reply #287 on: January 06, 2010, 11:48:46 »
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This CANNOT be rped lmao.
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« Reply #288 on: January 18, 2010, 09:04:58 »
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They probably just noticed molar on Octo's butt.
If you pay me enough, I can tell you a real story of how it got there!   Cheesy
Deniska, 220/23 MA, Uprising (Canceled)
Malllor, 216/13 agent, Not another pharm org (Canceled)
Deniska 50 orc monk, 50 artificer on Halgar, Heroes of the Flame (Canceled)
Deniska, lvl 50 man hunter, Grandmaster woodworker on Snowbourne (Reactivated)
Deniska, lvl 80 cimerian ranger, t5 weaponsmith and gemcutter on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Rediska, lvl 73 aquilonian guardian, t4 armorsmith on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Denis, lvl 30 Israeli DoA bully, t1 software engineer on Earth
Deniska 40/33 Black Orc, 200 Talisman Maker, 200 salvager on Karak Eight Peaks.
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« Reply #289 on: January 29, 2010, 13:19:54 »
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huh

[Team] Filantropica: back
[Team] Ssupotco: ah
[Team] Filantropica: was on rstroom
[Team] Ssupotco: but do you have a  pistol to shoot with or something?
[Team] Filantropica: I nuke
[Team] Ssupotco: thats not what I asked
[Team] Ssupotco: why do you not have any pistol?
[Team] Filantropica: no, is there a problem?
[Team] Ssupotco: I would call a char with no weapon a problem, yes
[Team] Filantropica: how about nt?
[Team] Ssupotco: are you one?
[Team] Ssupotco: no
[Team] Martialfists: Has cyberdeck...
[Team] Ssupotco: I just dont understand whats so hard about getting a pistol of some sort
[Team] Ssupotco: even the lousy pistol of revoked, it would do 500ish dmg here
[Team] Filantropica: cause you're soldier, soldiers just don't understand things
[Team] Ssupotco: 300 if you are gimp
[Team] Ssupotco: I might not understand stuff but you are a damn gimp
[Team] Ssupotco: no need to be NASA engineer
[Team] Filantropica: can you have a look at yourself in mirror?w
[Team] Ssupotco: ?
[Team] Ssupotco: for someone who doesnt contribute to the team much you are pretty mouthy
[Team] Filantropica: run a DD mate, the talk
[Team] Filantropica: you're overestimating yourself
[Team] Ssupotco: I am not talking about myself AT ALL
[Team] Filantropica: run a DD check my dmg
[Team] Ssupotco: all I am saying is that you are supposed to have at least some gimpy pistol to do some dmg
[Team] Ssupotco: nukes dont do much at your lvl
[Team] Filantropica: you are supposed to kill mobs not to chat
[Team] Filantropica: You hit Wailing Spirit with nanobots for 1581 points of energy damage.
[Team] Filantropica: that the nuke
[Team] Ssupotco: and you are supposed to what, go on follow just because you have baton?
[Team] Filantropica: you see me on follow?
[Team] Ssupotco: look who doesnt understand things...
[Team] Filantropica: can you mate just shut the fuck up?
[Team] Filantropica: let me play
[Team] Ssupotco: 1) I am not your mate 2) stop insulting me 3) you are a gimp and I dont like it
[Team] Ssupotco: at least when we are teamed
[Team] Filantropica: post your freaking insane dmg
[Team] Ssupotco: when you play solo do whatever you want, thats fine
[Team] Ssupotco: You hit Croaker of Solitude for 3078 points of Burst damage. You hit with 15 bullets... You hit
Croaker of Solitude for 12097 points of Full Auto damage.
[Team] Ssupotco: like so?
[Team] Filantropica: and normal hits
[Team] Ssupotco: You hit Wailing Spirit for 1011 points of energy damage. You hit Wailing Spirit for 1011 points
of energy damage.
[Team] Filantropica: that's under mine
[Team] Ssupotco: orly?
[Team] Filantropica: 1,5k from pets and 1,5k from nuke
[Team] Ssupotco: whats recharge on that nuke?
[Team] Filantropica: 2 sec
[Team] Ssupotco: right
[Team] Ssupotco: spb is 1/1
[Team] Filantropica: what's your problem anyway...''mate''?
[Team] Ssupotco: and you dont instacast the nuke either
[Team] Ssupotco: all my problem is that you refuse to admit that its not exactly ok not to bother with getting a freaking weapon
[Team] Filantropica: why you care
[Team] Ssupotco: and Im not saying you are supposed to be top dd, just to be clear
[Team] Filantropica: as long some guy invited me in team that means is ok
[Team] Ssupotco: why? let me see... I dont want to spend 2 hours in a mission
[Team] Filantropica: as long as he wants me is ok

some people died, looked like released charm

[Team] Martialfists: damn sorry
[Team] Filantropica: np
[Team] Filantropica: soldier was complaining about dmg
[Team] Ssupotco: good job with the charm
[Team] Ssupotco: watch your damn timers
[Team] Filantropica: mate can you fuck off?
[Team] Filantropica: do your job
[Team] Martialfists: lol... she died thus releasing pet
[Team] Ssupotco: last warning about insults
[Team] Filantropica: and you do what?
[Team] Filantropica: sue me?
[Team] Ssupotco: I can petition you for example, sueing is rather dumb idea
[Team] Lonkigss: new tts plz
[Team] Filantropica: omg noes petition
[Team] Filantropica: you're a dreamer mate
[Team] Lonkigss: ty
[Team] Ssupotco: if you cant behave perhaps you need to be told to by others
[Team] Filantropica: you just get the noob island light bar off
[Team] Nightrw: afk smoke, 2 mins
[Team] Ssupotco: what does that mean? I obviously fail at your english
[Team] Filantropica: cause you're czech
[Team] Ssupotco: and you are<
[Team] Ssupotco: ?
[Team] Filantropica: not at your concern
[Team] Ssupotco: just like my nationality is none of yours
[Team] Nightrw: here
[Team] Lonkigss: ty
[Team] Ssupotco: so is anyone running dumper?
[Team] Lommebok: ye
[Team] Ssupotco: please post it
[Team] Martialfists: TeamDamageDump created with TinyDump
[Team] Ssupotco: LOL
[Team] Ssupotco: so much for nukes doing more dmg than me
[Team] Filantropica: did you freak heard about classes?
[Team] Filantropica: crat is support you tard shithead
[Team] Filantropica: it is not supposed to do dmg
[Team] Ssupotco: lomme cant you kick the imbecile from team please?
[Team] Filantropica: tho on 220 it outdmg every single soldier
[Team] Martialfists: Crat can be pretty good dd... had a couple crats top DD lists in beast and APFs
[Team] Ssupotco: ah you definitely must have several 220s
[Team] Filantropica: wtf you care
[Team] Filantropica: I play for my own
[Team] Ssupotco: until you get to team with others
[Team] Filantropica: whilst you play puppy just to be carried in inf missions
[Team] Ssupotco: aha?
[Team] Ssupotco: does my dmg look like that?

finall DD looked pretty funny, logically (the 6th died two times, hence last spot)
1. Martialfists ( 5.640.596 / 101.880 / 1356 / 882 / 65% / 8.935 )
2. Ssupotco ( 1.538.718 / 27.780 / 790 / 23 / 2% / 13.609 )
3. Lonkigss ( 1.364.706 / 24.660 / 781 / 99 / 12% / 3.524 )
4. Nightrw ( 1.281.410 / 23.100 / 653 / 114 / 17% / 13.000 )
5. Filantropica ( 636.764 / 11.460 / 453 / 11 / 2% / 2.421 )
6. Lommebok ( 561.628 / 10.140 / 1016 / 27 / 2% / 1.558 )
« Last Edit: January 29, 2010, 13:47:19 by Octopuss »
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« Reply #290 on: January 31, 2010, 06:37:44 »
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Aha, Cockto reactivated. Note to self: Harass Ssupotco with tells ingame!

P.S.
What kind of a name is Ssupotco anyways? Sounds klingonish.
Deniska, 220/23 MA, Uprising (Canceled)
Malllor, 216/13 agent, Not another pharm org (Canceled)
Deniska 50 orc monk, 50 artificer on Halgar, Heroes of the Flame (Canceled)
Deniska, lvl 50 man hunter, Grandmaster woodworker on Snowbourne (Reactivated)
Deniska, lvl 80 cimerian ranger, t5 weaponsmith and gemcutter on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Rediska, lvl 73 aquilonian guardian, t4 armorsmith on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Denis, lvl 30 Israeli DoA bully, t1 software engineer on Earth
Deniska 40/33 Black Orc, 200 Talisman Maker, 200 salvager on Karak Eight Peaks.
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« Reply #291 on: January 31, 2010, 08:05:53 »
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Read it backwards.
What isn't remembered never happened.
Memory is merely a record.
You just need to rewrite that record.
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« Reply #292 on: January 31, 2010, 08:09:55 »
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Should have called it Mutcernognilk then, sounds funnier as well.

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Vhab, reactivate at once and revive vhabot, I need boordenz!
Deniska, 220/23 MA, Uprising (Canceled)
Malllor, 216/13 agent, Not another pharm org (Canceled)
Deniska 50 orc monk, 50 artificer on Halgar, Heroes of the Flame (Canceled)
Deniska, lvl 50 man hunter, Grandmaster woodworker on Snowbourne (Reactivated)
Deniska, lvl 80 cimerian ranger, t5 weaponsmith and gemcutter on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Rediska, lvl 73 aquilonian guardian, t4 armorsmith on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Denis, lvl 30 Israeli DoA bully, t1 software engineer on Earth
Deniska 40/33 Black Orc, 200 Talisman Maker, 200 salvager on Karak Eight Peaks.
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« Reply #293 on: January 31, 2010, 09:54:13 »
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Vhab, reactivate at once and revive vhabot, I need boordenz!

Pfff, that's soooo World Domination 1.0
What isn't remembered never happened.
Memory is merely a record.
You just need to rewrite that record.
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« Reply #294 on: January 31, 2010, 10:15:04 »
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I need ACDC too!
Deniska, 220/23 MA, Uprising (Canceled)
Malllor, 216/13 agent, Not another pharm org (Canceled)
Deniska 50 orc monk, 50 artificer on Halgar, Heroes of the Flame (Canceled)
Deniska, lvl 50 man hunter, Grandmaster woodworker on Snowbourne (Reactivated)
Deniska, lvl 80 cimerian ranger, t5 weaponsmith and gemcutter on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Rediska, lvl 73 aquilonian guardian, t4 armorsmith on Dagon (Canceled, regretting I ever touched that crap)
Denis, lvl 30 Israeli DoA bully, t1 software engineer on Earth
Deniska 40/33 Black Orc, 200 Talisman Maker, 200 salvager on Karak Eight Peaks.
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